The alphabets race!

Santdosh is chatter box! Up till two months ago, he asks' question differently. The way he ask, will assist any one to give an precise answer. I was so happy as I though he skipped the "why" moment. Boy, was I wrong.

Last Sunday, I was tired of answering his question.

Me: Oh Santdosh, why to do you ask lots of "why? WHY? wHy?

Santdosh: Because, why is a question!


And then the conversation went on sometime, he ask

Santdosh: Shuba, why is 'Z' last.

Me: (Huh!!!!) Hmm, one day all the alphabets went for racing and the letter 'A' was first. Because (there was a pause), 'A' has a 2 legs, it ran very fast. B has flat surface, so it slide all the way, 'O' was little bit slow because it need to roll over and 'I' had to hop all the way as t has only one leg! Z was last because 'Y' is always asking 'Z' questions.

(Oh dear, lucky he didn't ask why 'M' didnt run when got 2 pair of legs. Instead..

Santdosh: Shuba,did numbers also go for racing!

The Spicey Mr Potato!

Santdosh doesn't like spicy food. But yesterday, he found his liking for spicey flavored Mr Potato Chips. And according to mom, he ate it with rice as though it was papadam*.  So as usual I came back home and was having conversation with him...

Santdosh: This is nice (said he while taking a bite).
Me: Not spicey!
Santdosh: He shake his head, indicating no!
Me: Can I have one. Pleaseeee!
Santdosh: No, its spicey! Only big girls and big boys can eat!
Me: I am big girl!
Santdosh: No you only 5.
Me: Then you?
Santdosh: You 5 and I am 4 years old. 4 years old is ok.
Me: Please, can I have 1!
Santdosh: No, its spicey and it will burn your tongue, burn your eyes and current will go through your head!
Me: Haiyoh, Sontdosh oh Santdosh!

Note: 
*Papadam: Indian chips made from gram flour eaten with rice. Also known as papad or apaalam!

Dining with Santdosh Part 2

Over the weekend, dear Santdosh went back to his house. So the father who was looking at the play that my sister and I did, wanted to do a replay thinking the son will be enjoying it.

Father     :  Santdosh, lets play restaurant game.

Santdosh kept quiet.Moment later..

Father    : I am going to take order. What do you want to order? Friend rice?

Santdosh: Pa, this is INDIAN restaurant. No friend rice. Only Tosai and roti chanai.

Father      : Ok! What would you like to drink? Soya? Fruit juice?

Santdosh: Pa, Indian restaurant no soya or fruit juice. Only Cofee and tea.

And he continued..

Santdosh: Appa, restaurant closed already. Time to sleep!


ha ha ha ha ha
 

Dinning in with Santdosh

My 3 years old nephew, Santdosh is so much fun. He was not well for couple of days, so to make him eat, dinner had to be fun. Thus, my sister decided indoor dining out at Paparich. So she set up his study table and took the order.

Nava: What do you want to order?
Santdosh: I want baby chair for Snoopy (his toy dog). Where is the baby chair!

My sister ran in to take small chair for his dog.

Nava: What would you like to order?
Santdosh: I want fried rice, nasi goreng and watermelon.

My sister went to the kitchen, served him in a tray, just like in paparich. We  gave him a tinny bell and told him to ring the bell if he need anything.Since my sister was feeding him, I had to be the waiter. He rang like zillion time.

Santdosh: Paparich uncle where are you?
Me: What can I do for you sir?
Santdosh: I want to order drink? Can I have soya?
Me: Sorry sir, we dont have soya,
Santdosh: Vitagen?
Me: No sir, no vitagen. Only fruit juice.
Santdosh: Ok fruit juice

2 minutes later...

Santdosh: Paparich uncle where are you?
Me: Yes sir, what can Ido for you?
Santdosh: Open the straw!

2 minutes later....

Santdosh: Paparich uncle, where are you. I want some more fried rice

2 minutes later, he rang again..

Santdosh: Paparich uncle where are you?
Me: Before he could open his mouth I said, you want bill sir, it RM15

My sister gave him the money and he passed it to me.

Me: How was the food sir.I hope you enjoyed it. Please come again.

He walked away, and came back and said, Shuba, the food today was not  nice!
Then he quietly went to my sister to complain.He said the food was not so nice and next time he will ask my mom to cook! Then he changed to his Pj and became the waiter.


Santdosh: What you want to order?
Shuba: I am hungry! Hungry!

He ran to the kitchen and came back with cookies in plastic, all broken.

Santdosh: Nah, here is your order. Biscuits.
Shuba: But its all broken, how I am going to eat. (I did my dramatic fake cry)
Santdosh:.....because...you are a smalll gri, I break the biscuit for you so its easy to eat.

 LOL! I was speechless! Santdosh oh Santdosh!