My sister came back home one day after meeting Emilda (a friend of my sisters who is an unit trust agent) and commented, Emilda says, "your sister is always smiling and happy".
The secret behind my youth and smiley face, is not the tremendous facial mask I put everyday but its simply because I am a happy person! (Don't you dare roll eyes!) I am, I am!
This is the latest thing that I heard that is so hilarious!
No 1: Hilarious thing I heard!
Nava: You know for the first time, no one is blaming the government or the Prime Minster Najib for the sinkholes. Do you know who did this?
Nava asking Santdosh to show me the pictures of gorilla near her office.
Shuba: Was naively and eagerly waiting thinking it might be from the zoo or some shows, but what I saw was..jeng jeng jeng!!!
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| The actual sinkhole |
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| Transformers from the whole |
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| Another transformer coming out of the sinkhole |
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| Gorilla coming out from sinkhole |
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| Even hulk coming out from sinkholes |
Some other things that made me laugh:
No 2
Santdosh was eating his dinner.....
Santdosh: Shuba!Shuba! Ask, can I have some rice?
Shuba: Anne, can I have some rice with sambar and tenggiri fish?
Santdosh: No, nothing for you! No appa, no amma only Naughty uncle! I will put you in the dark room.
Santdosh sings.." Yeah yeah I am going to put you in the dark room!"
Shuba ( being little dramatic): I don't want! I don't want! No Anne, I am scared.
Santdosh: You come! I find you a dark room...
.....and he hold my hand and drag me to a dark room
No. 3
This was before my brother-in-law left to Brazil
Sara: Santdosh, when appa go Brazil, what do you want me to buy
Santdosh: I want rice with sambar, papadam and tenggeri
Shuba and Nava laughed! "Sambar in Brazil, that will be the first"
No. 4
See for your self...
No. 5
A man was cleaning a garden at my neighborhood yesterday....
Amma: Santdosh, if you are naughty and tell lies and beat, the naughty uncle will cath you and take you away!
Santdosh: Ammama, that is cleaning uncle!
Amma was just dumbstruk!
No. 6:
Santdosh was eating his number cookies while shuba was disturbing him...
Nava: Santdosh, enough! Can you please take last number cookie and close the container! Which number do you like?
Santdosh: I like all numbers!
Nava and Shuba: Dumbstruck and laughed!!!!
No. 7
Shuba was eating the chips from the container and Santdosh came along..
Santdosh: Can I have some too!
Shuba: Ok, only one as you going to fetch appa in the airport and I don't want you vomiting!
Santdosh took and ate
Santdosh: I like this one, can I have some more ( and he took the whole container and sat beside me)
Shuba: Baby, you need to wear your shoe. Amma waiting. Don't worry, I will keep for you. I promise I wont eat.
Santdosh: Shuba, shuba! See, see! There is 5 cockroaches inside. You cannot eat!
he says and he eats somemore....and shuba was dumbstruck. He continued...
Santdosh: You see, its dirty! You cannot not eat.
Santdosh: Shuba, shuba! You children and I teacher. This one is teachers one, children cannot eat! Only teacher can it.
So there goes my chips!
No. 8
My sister sister-in-law brought cup cake for Santdosh. He took one and then he asked more another
Santdosh: Amma,Amma why only 2? I want 3
Nava: Why, 3?
Santdosh: Because Santdosh is 3 years old!
Darshini: So I am 19 years old, I eat 19 cake
Santdosh: You eat 19 cake lah!!!
No. 9
Nava and Shuba was talking something in Malay not wanting Santdosh to know. Santdosh was just staring.
Nava: Why baby? Why looking?
Shuba/Nava (cant remember): Santdosh dont know Malay!
Santdosh: I know. Satu, dua, tiga...sepuluh (he counted 1-10 in Malay)
Nava and shuba dumbstruck again and laughed!
No. 10
Its hilarious as its due to my stupidity, but I deleted as I didn't want to offend some people who may read my blog! :)
With all this, everyday is a happy day! So the moral of the story, to stay young and happy, adopt Santdosh!
Amma: Mummy
Ammama: Grandmother
Appa: Daddy
Anne: Brother
tenggiri: name of a fish
sambar: dhall
papadam: crispy Indian chips
