Weird Procedures!

A very very good friend of mine, Miss J finally decided to tie the knot (Oh yah, it took ages for her to decide! Phew!). Hence, decided to call upon the National Registration Department to enquire about the procedures. To my surprise, I soon I found out that in order for them to register in KL, she needs to change the address stated in her Identity Card. Wondering why?

This is because both of them are from two different states. In order to register in KL, they must have KL address. Yah, that’s absurd! Luckily he is from KL, so that just leaves Miss J to change. So the confusion now is, which address is she going to use? Her current address where she is renting now? Her finance’s address, which he is renting as well? Or may be her future house, which they are still-hunting for! Or better still, put “yet to be decided!”

Oh god, what a wacky procedure. Who cares which address it is when you register, at the end of the day we are all children of Malaysia, right!…Hmmm, now I am having a little doubt. This brings to whole lots of things going on my head now, which is a taboo to talk about as government servant! Sigh!

Actually, there is only one thing that matters, both are single at the point of marriage!

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Stupid Question!

People generally have high tendency to ask annoying questions. Most of the times they are ignorant and their counterpart have high level of tolerance to reply politely.

There are many common annoying question people tend to ask. Here are the top ten annoying question forwarded by a friend to me with the desirable answers.

Situation 1: At Movies

When you meet acquaintances/ friends at the movies

Question : Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre

Situation 2: In bus/LRT/Komuter When a fat girl (or any mankind) wearing pointed heeled steps on your feet

Questions: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I am on local anesthesia ..why don’t you try again or should I try this time

More classic: The best part is at times, when there is no sorry and you make funny noises, instead of getting apologies, they will give you the dirty look as though it was you the one that bang them and made their hells hurt.

Situation 3 : At Funeral

Question : Why, Why him, of all people
Answer: Why? Would it be rather that have been you?

Situation 4: At restaurant

Question : It the --- dish good
Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it

Situation 5 : Family Reunion

At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years

Question: You've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

More classic: Some would be as old as my mom and would say, I saw you this small(and they put their hand low facing downwards) , now you are so big

Situation 6: Wedding!

Question: Is the guy you are marrying good?
Answer: No, he is a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout..its just the money

More classic- wow you actually getting married!

Situation 7: Phone call at Midnight

Question : Sorry, were you sleeping
Answer: No, I was playing cricket for India at Shahrjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?


Situation 8: New hairdo(especially a short one)

Question: Hey hay you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I am shedding

Situation 9: At Dentist/hair saloon

When sharp object pointed at your mouth

Question: Tell me if it hurts
Answer: and while I am telling you, you tell me if I bite

More classic: the shampoo girl scrubs the head with hey sharp nail and then uses her comb to pull the hair straight while drying it as ask, does it hurt?

Situation 10: Smoker

Question: Oh, so you smoke
Answer: No, its miracle, it was a chalk and now its in flame

.......However the most classics one was situation 11 and 12, My personal experience.

Situation 11: weight loss

Question 1: How did you gain so much weight?
Or
Question 2: Wah, you have sickness is it? Loss so much weight?

Situation 11: Vegetarian


Question: what do you cook and eat…masak kosong( use nothing)? Guna ikan belis(do you use anchovies) ? Boleh makan kuah sahaja (you can just eat the curry)?